Oh gang, yesterday my ability to parent without causing death was put to a test. My kids sent my anger levels to an all time high. Sad part is they are only 15 and 16 so I can only imagine what is to come.
The school called me yesterday and informed me that my daughter and her dear friend were found in the bathroom where NaColes dear friend was Piercing my daughters LIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She told me that the principal was in a meeting so the girls hadn't seen him yet, so she was calling because as a mother she knew I'd want to know. Anyways a few hours past and another phone call. My daughter and her friend were suspended for 3 days! UGH! And this is my smart child????
So while I'm home giving one of my famous mommy lectures my son says I'm driving up to the pond to fish. Whatever can't you see I'm yelling here? So a few minutes later my husband opens the door and says come here! So I walk out and my son obviously literally meant he was driving to the pond! He was STUCK in the middle of the Pasture! It's been raining and he took the path where the most mud would be and he knew what he was doing, so now i'm having to lecture both and try to get the blazer unstuck!
Then turn around and my daughter decided to inform me that this isn't her first piercing, he has one in her ear!!! OMG AM I BLIND??? How the hell did I not notice??? I don't have problems with earings in the ear why didn't you just ask me to have it pierced? Sad thing is her ears have been pierced since she was 3 weeks old and she never wore earings??? SO WTF???
Just know I'm tired and I need a VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
